Nick Cartoons (Nicholas Hobart) (147 images)

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "You now go on to meet the Earl of Rutland in...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Nearly finished. It's just a question of...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Next, I want you to roll from the fax machine...

• Sexism-Cartoons-Punch...tif "The committee on women's rights will now come...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Taxwise, of course , the most advantageous...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "See? THIS means you're going to have to pay...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Don't worry - I've asked the computer to...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "This must be a proud moment for you,...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "News, sir - followed by sport and weather."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "You do lovely needlepoint, grandma, but ..."...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (A tourist walking past a souvenir stall sees a...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Margaret's off sick. I'm the temp'

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Oh thank God! When I saw the van parked...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (Two African witchdoctors consult about a patient)

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Of course, Charlotte's kids lack her finesse."...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Know what I really miss? Office rumours."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "He's willing to settle out of court for six...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "The joke's on THEM - I'm really an agnostic."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "A word of advice, Arthur: no-one ever solved...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "They're treating me all right, boss, but...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "...or then again, I may get myself a nose job...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "It was a terrible shock. I thought he died...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "He's not the dedicated physician he used to be."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Oh, stop griping about the weather. It's...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (Demonstrators with a sign reading 'Stop...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (A prison guards tells a dog to get off an...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Professor Ziegler's working on a way to get...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Furthermore, Mr Wilde, anything you say will...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I think it's those pep-pills he's been taking."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I don't care how good you've been - a contract...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "She's hopelessly out of touch, though. I had...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Serves her right. She was always whining about...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Thank God, their morale remained high right up...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "They're all jealous, of course, because I...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I can never remember which kind has one hump...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "In accepting this Nobel prize on behalf of my...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Gentlemen, we have to decide whether it's a...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Now in this next scene, Rosalind, you disguise...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "In this next song, Schubert laments the fact...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (Scene in an airport baggage hall with...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "That's it? Just a bowl of cherries?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Actually, Monsignor, I was thinking more in...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "...I see Orient went down again...they talk of...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Sid, this place may not be as tough as we...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Wolfgang!"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Somewhere with no irregular verbs."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "His lordship's home. Zing went the strings of...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Open up, Benny - Fraud Squad."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif A stilt walker in a circus hangs his trousers...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Dammit, Westbrook - have you no respect for...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Having been convicted of first-degree murder...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "You non-smoking troublemakers play hell with...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I thought I was finally growing, but they'd...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "That must have been some sin, father..."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Out with it, woman - you've been seeing that...

• Exams-Students-Cartoo...tif "C minus! Oh well, that's life, I guess."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "We have high quality and low prices. Which do...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "And the Californian crested finch also makes a...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (Three Civil Service men on a stage playing as...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Majesty, we brought the pyramid in 12,500...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Roger, tell them about our travel insurance'

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "She's doing six months in Barlinnie....

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "This is the very guitar that St Vitus danced to."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "As long as there's nothing wrong with me, I'll...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "If either of you is a Taurus, you must be...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (slow lemmings crossing)

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "This you call bigamy?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "This town gets more conservative every summer."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (Burglar writes "no clash left on the premises"...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Of all the gin-joints in the world, why'd she...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Notice how subtly his paintings have...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "How's the psalms' title page coming along?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "How fascinating! Say something unilateral."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "So, Kincaid - thought you could finess the...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Another thing about Liechtenstein - their road...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "OK, everyone's gone - you can pick it up now."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I wish you local boys weren't so damn...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Personally, I liked it better BEFORE they...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Sorry, sir - skis must not be worn in the bar."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Sorry, pal, but it's the only language that...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (On section of shelves in a bookshop is...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (A musician passes the offices of Exton,...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "...and another thing - I want half the wisdom."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Please, mum - tell me I'm adopted."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "We all have chores, my boy. When I was your...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "See what I mean? It's just one damn thing...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "You wouldn't hit a man wearing Pierre Cardin...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Wonderful news, Bernadette - we're forgiven."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (Two Pilgrims pressgang a sailor and take him...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I've kept poor George's room exactly as it was...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "For God's sake bring a toothpick!"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Send someone a bill for a million pounds....

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Cheer up, Wendell. Sooner or later we ALL come...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Please, sir, I'd like to be a barber."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Hey, Nobby, are we rank or file?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Soon you will be a man, Hiawatha. It's time...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I'm sorry - we were really looking for someone...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Wow! You've got indoor plumbing, too."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Whoever requested 'Flight of the Bumble-bee'...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "There I was, totally surrounded by the...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Oh, about four cubits, bearded..."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "NOW they launch a retaliatory strike!"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I hate to think how we'd have managed if I...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Okay, okay, so you've taken the new ball. Get...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Remember, son - let the ball do the work."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Damn traffic's heavy again this morning."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (The office of a food products firm with names...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "He's right you know - we ARE discriminating...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "If all the silicon chips we've sold were laid...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Shoppe!"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Oh, no! It's Black Brendan O'Flynn!"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Yes, Charlie - I'm pretty sure she's giving me...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Heavens! I didn't realise that any computer...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Brown ale with meat, Stanley - PALE ale with...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "You notice how they always give us exactly...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Athos Aramis Porthos d'Artagnan."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "...leaving the scene of an accident..."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "The '77 corks, however, won't be ready for...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (A sign on a tree reads: 'Soon to be made into...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (A monk uses a crucifix to hammer a nail on the...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif " - and how much did they rush you for that...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "My fault, I'm afraid - I threw the key at him...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Damn it, Guinevere, not in the GRAIL."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif (A boxer skips in the gym as his trainer holds...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "...However, he did specify 'no publicity' on...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I make it dawn. What time do you make it?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "You mean we're not supposed to swallow it?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Well, you're the one who wanted paperwork...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "What do you think about Arsenal v West Ham?"

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "George, you're a man of the world..."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "I think my most erogenous zone is between...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "- And please hurry. My credit card expires at...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Guess this must be kind of embarrassing for you."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Would you believe that I arrived in this...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "The stewardess has collapsed - anybody here...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Do you have any...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Slow down, Clyde - I saw a blue flashing light."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Could you just give us a couple of minutes?...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Unfortunately, I was a boxer'

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Could you stall him? I have to figure how to...

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'Are you sure this is a hostile takeover?'

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif "Now, there are six oranges in an over..."

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'OK, whose serve is it?'

• Nick-Cartoons-Punch-M...tif 'You'll never amount to anything, young Boeing...'

• Business-Office-Carto...tif (The office of a food products firm with names...

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